Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional
I hate the country, all those animals walking around un-cooked
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a gun.
Way to Relieve Stress: Make up a language and ask people for directions.
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Brain-Boggling Stuff
Your mission is to not accept this mission. Do you accept?
If someone says, "I always lie" are they lying or telling the truth?
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl is never born. If she was never born, she never killed her Grandmother.
If someone says, "I always lie" are they lying or telling the truth?
A girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl is never born. If she was never born, she never killed her Grandmother.
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