Thursday, December 3, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Animals!
My imagination must be on vacation these days, because I can't think of anything to post. So I have decided that the next bunch of posts will be mostly animals. Enjoy!
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Kids
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?” She replied, “I thought I was, but mother says I’m not.”
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later….. “Da-ad….” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?” “No, You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…..” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??” I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!” Five minutes later…… “Daaaa-aaaad…..” “WHAT!” “When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later….. “Da-ad….” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?” “No, You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…..” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??” I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!” Five minutes later…… “Daaaa-aaaad…..” “WHAT!” “When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”
Monday, September 28, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Time Hollow
Time Hollow is a great game. I just finished it on my DS. It is about a 17 year old boy, Ethan Kairos, who inherits a "hollow" pen that allows him to make portals into the past. Shortly after finding the pen, he discovers his parents are missing. He must use the pen to rescue them while avoiding changing other things in the present for the worse.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Cute Animal Of The Week!
Wow, I haven't done one of these in forever! Well, this week's animal is: The Francois Langur Monkey!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Some Great Stuff 3
He who laughs last didn't get it.
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
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