He who laughs last didn't get it.
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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3 comments:
very funny
I love the forth one..LOL.Do you have more??
Yyyyup. :)
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