Sunday, May 31, 2009

Some Great Stuff 1

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional


I hate the country, all those animals walking around un-cooked


If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?


Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot


Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a gun.


Way to Relieve Stress: Make up a language and ask people for directions.

2 comments:

X-MEN said...

LOL!!!!(i don;t get the third one??)

Secret Agent said...

Okay, normally they would ask, "If they were both drowning, which one would you save?" But, no one likes lawyers OR IRS agents, so they are assuming you wouldn't save either of them. :) You would go somewhere and do something else and ignore them. That's the best I can explain it...