Some Great Stuff 2

"The game of catch has never been so fun!" - inventor of the hand grenade


Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible


Forecast for tonight: Dark.


"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."


"Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the people who have the most live the
longest."


"I just installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are
furious!"


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself,
“Where on earth is the ceiling?!”


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.